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The people who wishing they were dead take the calls.


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here you can find info on the agents that took the calls and whatever they wish to write about themselves

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Agent/Tech:[Orestez]
Company: The Computer Place (I shit you not, that's the name)
The Evil Laboritory
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Is it turned on!? For crist sake! people wonder why us techies are sarcastic assholes, if you only knew...and FYI, if it doesn't fit, don't cut it to fit. And before you ask, Yes, that is a portable car jumpstarter clamped to the laptop...I was really tempted to juice it too!

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Agent/Tech:[Big Brother]
Company: DCC
Contract: Bell Sympatico (ISP)
Where the magic happens:
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when it comes to internet you get some of the stupidest people ever! and old! i mean how hard is it to understand that we only support the issues with the net access and e-mail, we don't care if you can't remember your favorite website, or if it's to hard to figure out a site, or even that your computer is pooched. your net works? great, your NIC is fried, not my problem.

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2006-06-25 [kittykittykitty]: I wanna see pictures of yous with the headset-thingies on! :D

2006-06-25 [Orestez]: someday...

2006-06-25 [Big Brother]: maybe next time i'm at work......i'f i have alot of green.

2006-06-25 [kittykittykitty]: A lot of green...?

2006-06-25 [Big Brother]: when i'm ready for a call but no call to take.

2006-06-25 [kittykittykitty]: Oh :D Yay! Take photos when you are green!

2006-06-25 [kittykittykitty]: But [Orestez] doesn't want to take photos? o_O

2006-06-25 [Orestez]: I gotta find my camera...

2006-06-25 [Orestez]: And before you ask, Yes, that is a portable car jumpstarter clamped to the laptop...I was really tempted to juice it too!

2006-06-25 [kittykittykitty]: Well, I did wonder what it was doing there :P

2006-06-25 [Orestez]: *evil thoughts* I finally got rid of that laptop, POS!!!

2006-06-25 [Big Brother]: is it a dell? that would explain why you would need jumpers......

2006-06-25 [kittykittykitty]: o_o Are the tech support-people nearly always male?

2006-06-25 [Big Brother]: nope, i work with alot of females, i brought one here actually ^_^

2006-06-25 [Big Brother]: julie has actually had someone refuze to listen to her cause she was female and knew nothing lmao

2006-06-25 [kittykittykitty]: Really? That sucks :( Did she just laugh at them or did she have to get somebody else?

2006-06-26 [Big Brother]: he refuzed to listen and said he would phone back....

2006-06-26 [kittykittykitty]: Yay! Photos ^_^ But... you don't look very happy about it :P

2006-06-26 [Big Brother]: it was sunday, 10 minutes green time on average.....i was very bored. and i had some ass that was trying to get my last name of cource i could only tell him "Jon ID-5230" then he was after my supervisors name....i can't give that out cause all the soup calls go to tier-2 and they introduce them senves as technical supervisors.....so i ended up giving him over to Ken who always sounds like he wants to kill himself, so i bet that old ass had fun with his supervisor lmao.

2006-06-26 [Big Brother]: i had to listen to that guy yell at me and demand shit for like 15 minutes. i almost hungup on him *oops wrong button*

2006-06-26 [kittykittykitty]: Haha :P The soup calls?

2006-06-26 [Big Brother]: soup = supervisor

2006-06-26 [kittykittykitty]: Ah, makes more sense now :) In that case you were very mean to Ken! I'm sure he can't help sounding depressing all the time :P

2006-06-26 [Orestez]: actually that laptop was an Averatec 6200

2006-06-27 [Big Brother]: i'm not being mean to Ken, he's awsome, that's just how he sounds. so i love having members that are mad talk to his non-caring slow speech ^_^

2006-06-27 [kittykittykitty]: Don't customers have to pay more money for the call if he talks so slowly? That would kind of make them more annoyed o.O

2006-06-27 [Big Brother]: lmao!!! pay more? it doesn't cost anything.

2006-06-27 [kittykittykitty]: Oh! Free tech support line? That's why they waste your time so much :P

2006-06-27 [Big Brother]: well they pay for the service, and if it's not working we can't make them pay more for help on getting what they pay for.

2006-06-28 [Orestez]: Even though 70% of the time the reason their service won't work is because their retards that should be kept away from technology of any kind, lmao!

2006-06-28 [kittykittykitty]: There should be a test to pass before they are allowed to buy any hardware :P

2006-06-28 [Orestez]: Amen.

2006-07-20 [Coyote_Cody]: ditto!

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